3121 days ago
I am on cold turkey already. This was the last episode of the worst ever TV reality series ever – Life on Marbs. Surely even ITV cannot bring this rubbish back. Anyhow what happened in Marbs in episode 12?
Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles turned relationship counsellor again and managed to get Lola back with the moron she had cuckolded. Then JSK opened his new Gentleman’s Club, The Barber Shop with a party. Plenty of Lambos outside said Jon, its looking good. Then off to a bar with the slappers where one bird climbed on top of a topless JSK to lick tequila off his chest. It then got worse. Finally it was the Golden Tarts end of season party. The good news for Marbs?
Having launched his club, JSK is heading off to Dubai. Is that
3130 days ago
How I suffer. Just for you, dear reader, I have now watched the 11th episode of Life on Marbs, the new ITV reality TV show starring Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles. And it was possibly the most toe curling episode yet. JSK’s bromance with a younger guy is going well and Jon is now going to the gym to keep in shape but worries he still looks old. So an ageing slapper with possibly the most leathery skin on this planet takes him to her Botox/plastic surgeon man.
JSK goes for Botox but then asks about penis enlargement. He is told that he can get an extra 2-3 inches and seems interested. The ageing slapper concludes that he must be a bit undersized but perhaps explains why his only conquest of this series saw the girl (slapper Jordan) burst out laughing as Jon started to “perform” (see HERE).
Jon then turns his hand
3137 days ago
Finally in episode 10 of the world’s worst ever reality TV show, Life on Marbs, Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles gets his end way with slapper Jordan. But as he “performs” she starts laughing. However he consoles her with a “I’ve been JSK’d” T-shirt. What a Gent. Meanwhile the world’s dimmest couple, Alex and Charles, finally split up. In Darwinian terms they were so well matched.
3146 days ago
How I suffer for you dear reader? I have just watched episode nine of the worst ever reality TV show, Life on Marbs starring Jon Stretton Knowles, the owner of the Quindell Country Club and a key player in the Quenron (QPP) fraud. To be fair to episode nine it was no worse than the previous eight.
I am sure you will enjoy the fashion show but for JSK the highlight was getting to see his naked man. Life is about tough choices and as he sips a strawberry daiquiri (“because it’s good for you” – JSK) Tango has to choose which of the two slappers he is eyeing up he is going to pursue. The whole thing is just too dreadful for words.
3150 days ago
Bloody hell I suffered, watching to the very end episode 8 of the dreadful ITV reality TV show Life on Marbs starring Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles. The main theme of this episode was how uber-dim Marbs slapper Alex had shagged some himbo two days before her brain dead boyfriend Charles arrived from England. Would their relationship survive? Heck if the two do breed it is would be a move towards Darwinian species extinction. JSK was on fine form in this show as well.
3156 days ago
Forgive me but in the excitement last week I forgot to keep you posted on episode 7 of the world's worst TV series, Life on Marbs, a reality TV show brought to you by ITV and starring Quindell fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles. Welcome to episode 7 and Jon (Tango to his mates) is planning a spectacular 35th Birthday Party. But...
Has he invited his old pal Rob Terry or is it just the designer vagina slappers from Marbs... Watch below as all is revealed
3167 days ago
I knew there had to be some drawback to being in Greece. At last I have found it. You cannot access ITV Player so I cannot discover what delights are in store in Episode Six of the truly dreadful new reality TV series Life on Marbs. How is the new business venture of Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles – aka Tango – going? Are the more charity lingerie shoots and designer vaginas? However...
3172 days ago
In episode 5 of the truly dreadful new reality series Life on Marbs, Lina celebrates giving up smoking by doing a lingerie shoot. Seriously you could not make this up. Meanwhile how is the new business venture of Quindell (QPP) fraudster Jon Stretton Knowles – aka Tango – going? You mean you were not watching last night's show?
3181 days ago
What you mean you missed epiosde 4 of the wost reality show in the history of TV, Life on Marbs? How could you? Because our boy Jon Stretton Knowles of the Quindell (QPP) fraud gang was again at centre stage. But before we go on I have a JSK revelation for you.
3188 days ago
Do you want to win an award as an entrepreneur? Shimples Sheeples, Aiden Earley of Worthington Group (WRN) is here to help. Might I suggest that the Great fraudster Rob Terry of Quindell (QPP) and his old pal Jon Stretton Knowles of Life on Marbs and the Quindell fraud sign up right away.
Episode three of Life on Marbs staring our old friend Jon Stretton Knowles (of Quindell infamy see HERE) went live last night. I tried to watch it but I could not get past the first scene which featured JSK in excruciating toe curling action. If you are made of sterner stuff you can watch the horrors unfold HERE
3194 days ago
Jeepers this is awful. How I suffer for you dear readers in watching this utter shite where the entire cast appars to have a collective IQ of less than 100. Anyhow in episode two John Stretton Knowles, the owner of the original Quindell (QPP) Country club as a result of the fraudulent Skylarks deal, is getting ready to launch his new business. I can spare you some pain.
3202 days ago
The quite dreadful new TV reality show Life on Marbs went live with episode one tonight. Its star Jon Stretton Knowles is of course a critical figure in the biggest UK stockmarket fraud of the past 30 years, Quindell. Its shares are 80% down and now suspended with investors having lost billions and the Serious Fraud Office, FCA and others are investigatng. No doubt JSK will be having a chat with the Old Bill soon. In case you missed the debut show...
I managed about 30 seconds
